white or wheat

bug eyed. gary said, 'luci, let me wipe your right hand.' she gave him her right hand. he looked at me. does she know right from left?!

'left ear!' (she points)
'right foot!' (she points again)
'RIGHT NIPPLE!!!' (she smiles big, as if to say try to stump me again, daddy)

for the record, i didn't know right from left until at least first grade. it may be genetic. my dad went to a subway and asked for a chicken breast sandwich. the fast-talking clerk said, "white or wheat, sir?" my dad gave the most quizzical lopsided look and replied, "left breast or right breast... it doesn't matter."